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Recent Movie Reviews


SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The speed and the fury! An instant classic in the Timmy cinematic universe


CabbageClock responds:

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Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Worth the wait. Lived up to expectations and then some. Better than Suicide Squad. Incredible.


CabbageClock responds:

Save your flattery for the Oscars after party.


Coche Nuevo de Jason Coche Nuevo de Jason

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to my face.


CabbageClock responds:

That's because this movie is better than your face. Scratch that, it's better than your whole head.

Recent Game Reviews


Techno Center 2.0 Techno Center 2.0

Rated 4 / 5 stars

NOo bad, says i

Fun for the whole family



LARP Shooter 200X LARP Shooter 200X

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The greatest tale ever told...

...by man or machine.

Great game. i especially liked the clicking of the larps.



Shooting Fish In A Barrel Shooting Fish In A Barrel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Tell that stupid green fish to piss off!

loved the game , a little short tho. well, if it was any longer i suppose it would be impossible to hit the blue fish.
oh, and just as a warning, if u dont tell that damned GREEN FISH to get out of the way of my FUCKING GUN ill KICK ITS ASS!

Nice one m8

:)


Recent Audio Reviews


The Birthday Songe The Birthday Songe

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A modern-day classic

Sure to replace that dismal piece of crap that everyone sings on birthdays.

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, BOY OR FUCKER!