PJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friday 13th (trailer)]

I'm sorry.

That was absolutely awful. Sorry i couldn't be more constructive in my critisizm, but...this was just woeful.

JacklandStudios responds:

Well...it was just trailer, so I didn't really expect it to be the "oh-so-awesome" movie, I know it's kinda sucky but I think the entire movie is better, so...

Thanks for your review

-J

[Futurama Intro]

Newgrounds has gone downhill.

I remember a time when poorly traced intros to cartoon shows didn't get into the daily top 5, and good, honest, hard working animators with greeat flash movies did.

Oh, how times have changed.

Animate your own stuff, kid. If we want to see a GOOD intro to Futurama, we'll watch it on TV or buy the DVDs.

Quit wasting your time and our time with this tripe.

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

More fun

than a fun man wearing fun pants

[fun stuff 251]

ooooh...classy

Very very excellent. Here...have all my base.

CabbageClock responds:

Thankyou for your review.

I cannot accept all your base, it belongs to you. It is one of many gifts i refuse to accept due to moral values.

You keep it.

[Tutorial x5]

Still trying to figure out...

...how this passed judgement. 624k for 5 pages of text telling people what they already know.

You really are lucky to get a score as high as 1.66, my friend.

[Happy Fun Show 02]

That was fucking hilarious

and i have no idea why.

Would put something constructive, but i've got nothing constructive to say.

[Friday The 13th Part Deux]

I love a good Jason Movie.

Unfortunately, this was not a good Jason movie.

Some parts were a little, nay, VERY slow, they dragged on quite a bit. 'The Facts of life' running joke was mildly funny, but 99% everything else in this animation has been done already.

But, saying that, i do think there are some great Homages to the Friday the 13th series, and thats what matters.
Par Exemple: Jason and his old Head Crush.

Loses a few marks for not having a preloader. With a movie as huge as this, a preloader is neccesary. Even if you have to use the Dire NG preloader.

-PJ

[How Jason Ruined X-mas]

Oh my god

I cry with laughter whenever i watch this movie...its so ridiculously crap at the same time as being quite good, i love the "ooooooh fuck!" ending...its so off the wall!

Thankyou very much.

[House of Tricky Machein]

My Bad :/

You gave this entry a 2, raising its score to 1.65!
You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

oops...i gave it a 2 because i thought the tricky bit was funny...didn't mean to SAVE IT'S ASS! lol :)

Rogan-YLS responds:

haha! sux2bu!

[Taishi 4 A New Hope]

Well...it was a change

A nice idea, but not executed to it's full potential, and before you say "blah blah blah you only have on emovie and it sucks", let me tell you this, this isn't my only account. I only use this account to review because it has the most experience, and it's the account for which i was the first person to ever review B.

The art was ok, same goes with the animation, but you could have pulled it off a little better.