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[SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV]

The speed and the fury! An instant classic in the Timmy cinematic universe

CabbageClock responds:

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[Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason]

Worth the wait. Lived up to expectations and then some. Better than Suicide Squad. Incredible.

CabbageClock responds:

Save your flattery for the Oscars after party.

[Coche Nuevo de Jason]

Possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to my face.

CabbageClock responds:

That's because this movie is better than your face. Scratch that, it's better than your whole head.

[Jason's New Look]

The greatest NewGrounds Jason movie since "Jason's First Ride"!

CabbageClock responds:

Is it really that good?

[Jason's First Ride]

An impressive foray into the mind of one of cinema's greatest psychopaths, venturing into childhood with his friend Jason.

Where will they go next? I wait with open flies.

RadishClock responds:

The sky's the limit. As long as there's a ride, there's a way.

[B HD]

Finally! Do you know if this will B released on Blu-Ray, and if so, will there B any special features?

CabbageClock responds:

Yes.

[Friday 13th (trailer)]

I'm sorry.

That was absolutely awful. Sorry i couldn't be more constructive in my critisizm, but...this was just woeful.

JacklandStudios responds:

Well...it was just trailer, so I didn't really expect it to be the "oh-so-awesome" movie, I know it's kinda sucky but I think the entire movie is better, so...

Thanks for your review

-J

[fun stuff 251]

ooooh...classy

Very very excellent. Here...have all my base.

CabbageClock responds:

Thankyou for your review.

I cannot accept all your base, it belongs to you. It is one of many gifts i refuse to accept due to moral values.

You keep it.