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SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV SPACE RACE: Timmy the Snail Part IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The speed and the fury! An instant classic in the Timmy cinematic universe

CabbageClock responds:

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Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason Strawberry Clock Diaries 2: The Edge of Reason

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Worth the wait. Lived up to expectations and then some. Better than Suicide Squad. Incredible.

CabbageClock responds:

Save your flattery for the Oscars after party.

Coche Nuevo de Jason Coche Nuevo de Jason

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to my face.

CabbageClock responds:

That's because this movie is better than your face. Scratch that, it's better than your whole head.

Jason's New Look Jason's New Look

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The greatest NewGrounds Jason movie since "Jason's First Ride"!

CabbageClock responds:

Is it really that good?

Jason's First Ride Jason's First Ride

Rated 5 / 5 stars

An impressive foray into the mind of one of cinema's greatest psychopaths, venturing into childhood with his friend Jason.

Where will they go next? I wait with open flies.

RadishClock responds:

The sky's the limit. As long as there's a ride, there's a way.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Finally! Do you know if this will B released on Blu-Ray, and if so, will there B any special features?

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Timmy The Snail Part 3 Timmy The Snail Part 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Move the hell over "Star Wars Trek", this is THE greatest trilogy of all time!

CabbageClock responds:

Is Star Wars Trek the one about the "one ring to rule the mall?"

To Kill A Clock '05 To Kill A Clock '05

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

hahahah God Awful.

I haven't got a clue why anyone thought putting this on the front page was a good idea.

I'm all for clock movies...but this was boring and self centered.

Get a life.

Gay Eskimo's Song Gay Eskimo's Song

Rated 3 / 5 stars

That's not Tenacious D

The animation was bearable, a little bit choppy.

And that song is not by Tenacious D. That song is done by a trio of comedy performers. I forget their name.

Confuzzled responds:

yeah as soon as i find out how to change it i will

Seinfeld: The Pen Seinfeld: The Pen

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Short, but sweet.

The whole point of the fun stuff series, is of course the fun.

Plenty of fun. Ooooh there was more fun than you can shake a terrorist at.